Barking up the Wrong Tree

You know you are on the wrong track when....you go trolling for men at a gay pride event! Three clueless women, including me, did just that a few nights ago. Looking for next date at a gay pride event, is that a sign of desparation, lack of direction or just plain not paying attention? Talk about "he's just not that into you!" What was sad was we were walking around the street party, listening to the music and smiling at men for a good hour before we figured out where we were. I'm certain that my "gay-dar," which is usually very good, had a dead battery or something.

In case you are unsure, here are the top 5 clues you may be at a gay pride event:
5.Lots of booths are rainbow colored and selling big L t-shirts.
4. Lots of guys wearing sunglasses on their heads with fake orange tinted tans.
3. You have several "Pat" sitings.
2. You see a bunch of handsome guys with one heavy-set gal.

and finally, the number 1 clue that you might be at a gay pride event....
1. There are lots of men holding other men's hands or dancing shirtless together.

Now, I don't want you to think my comments are meant to be disparaging to gay people. Here are my beliefs on homosexuals:
1. Being attracted to the same sex occurs in nature in a certain portion of many species. I think homosexuals are born that way and it is not a choice. Would you choose a lifestyle that is so misunderstood and scorned? Homosexuals will not go to hell for following what is natural to them. Christians are not acting very Christian if they judge them.
2. Homosexuals should be able to have children and raise families. Stupid people should not. That should be the criteria, not are you gay but are you stupid...then you should not be a parent.
3. Homeosexuals should be able to get married. Better them than me!

Question of the Day: Do you think homosexuals should be able to adopt children?